But for the love of God and all things on this earth, DO NOT EAT ANY MORE.” – Aaron This is absolutely, 100% true.Įat two at a time. The other reviews are perfectly accurate. I crawled onto the floor one last time and sat, motionless, until my dehydration finally required that i drink water. When it was finally over, i couldnt move. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. So, praising the nine that I must have been one who can tolerate the sugar substitute, when i got to work the next day, i sat down with a bowl and chowed down. A little bloating, some discomfort, nothing to fret about. So, as they are delicious, I decided to eat a few more. The taste is like having a package of skittles pee on your tastebuds. The package came a few days later, amd we chuckled and tried some. Myself and a few buddys, after laughing about some reviews, decided to buy some. A fun little prank to play on your digestional tract. Now I’m in the hospital because I didn’t tell anyone for too long and it got infected. When the two guys came up to me I pulled em out and said, “I THINK TWO BUTTMUNCHES OWE THIS GUY SOME PENCILS!” I started waving my hands in windmill style punches and I hit Ronald in the chest but then Chester stabbed me in the leg with a knife and they ran off. I walked to school with these on, hidden behind my back. So when I got the Hulk hands I decided to take matters into my own (or should I say Hulk’s) hands. I have to borrow a pen in class and the teacher always says “ETCHISON! WHY AIN’T YOU GOT A PEN? THIS IS SCHOOL! WHERE’D YOU THINK YOU WERE COMING TODAY?” Every day. If I say stop they punch me in the tummy. One time they made me eat a whole pencil and my mouth was bleeding for two days. Then they always rip up my homework and take every single one of my pens and pencils away.
Y’see, every day when I walk to school these two guys named Ronald and Chester push me on the ground and call me names and say I’m no good. “I got these in the mail (it was the only present I wanted) and wanted to use them immediately.
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